Obama is shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn there is gambling in the casino.

He was shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn folks were skeptical after he spent a fortune to conceal his birth and college records.

He is shocked, shocked I tell you, that his many vacations, some of which flew his wife, children and dog separately cost this destitute government millions of dollars.

He was shocked, shocked I tell you, that some were upset when he threw out the bust of Winston Churchill, insulted the Queen of England, announced the most beautiful sound he ever heard was the Muslim call to prayer and bowed to the waist while sucking up to the Saudi King.

He was shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that his longtime pastor, Jeremiah Wright, hated America and Americans, especially white Americans.

He was shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn of “Fast and Furious” gun-running to Mexico, killing an American and untold numbers of Mexicans.

He was shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn the IRS suppressed the vote of enough conservative organizations to reelect him. He thought he should have known about the vote suppression after meeting the head of IRS 157 times leading up to the election.

He was shocked, shocked I tell you, that those under him called off all rescue efforts for Benghazi and got the ambassador and three others killed. He would have saved them but he was too busy preparing for a political trip to Las Vegas.

He was shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that his old buddy, Attorney General Eric Holder, apparently lied his head off to Congress about his illegal searches of news organizations’ and reporters’ records.

I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that not one of those high-level thugs he appointed ever gave him a hint about any of this.

Randy Ridgel lives in Kelseyville, Calif.